I am having too many erotic dreams recently because I don't masturbate. Give me a romantic partner with many erotic dreams so we can fulfill them together!

I need a cute boy in my life.

THICK DUMB LOYAL BLONDE ELF WIFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

I have already jumped 340 times today for exercise, and I jump at least 100 times a day as warm up. Therefore, in the past 3 days, I have jumped at least 340+100(3-1) times, which yields, at minimum, 540 jumps. Now, the woman I wish for would have to be the very beautiful Ladyrin reading this (and yes you are a woman, put on the maid dress.)

I'm on it, but as soon as I'm finished jumping I'm expecting my kawaii nekomimi Lolita girl to arrive at my door immediately, so we can live our Yuri life 2gether

>>11990 You can date me (if you're a girl). I would be too thankful to ever cheat on you. I don't have a speech impediment but I stutter sometimes because I forget the word I'm looking for sometimes.

>>11992 Wow I got totally ghosted on my dating offer

>>11981 No advantages, from what I have noticed. Maybe some people think that mutism is cute -another Hikarin said so about stuttering- but most people would treat me as if I was retarded when I was still mute. People would often times grab hold of my notepad, that I used to communicate with, when I spoke to them, which was very stressful. I recently remembered that I actually had a.a.c. cards as a child; some of the problems were evidently apparent when I was younger; I have even received a pair of anime-themed ones as a teenager, which wasn't too long ago, but I never used them. >>11992 >>12016 You come across as creepy when you ask female strangers, on an anime forum, to date you, and in a thread about speech impediments, out of all things.

>>12021 >You come across as creepy when you ask female strangers, on an anime forum, to date you Maybe, but how else am I supposed to date a hikarin or find a date at all? I have to put myself out there if I want any luck. Also people who like anime don't exist here (south carolina), so I have bad luck when trying to find a soulmate

can't spell out a certain common sound it's how my inner mouth is shaped. can follow all the mouth and tongue instructions to a t but it's not working family made fun of me for that. I moved out I just bite the bullet. and cut contacts or treat the person like garbage if I'm made fun of for this

>>11967 *something not nothing oops

i don't believe in ghosts or anything but i remember i used to watch a TON of Ghost Adventures as a kid, which was a TV show where a guy went to haunted places. he was so cool to my 11 year old mind.

>>12006 i wanted to go to this haunted place with a friend recently idk why its easier to go with someone else than by yourself

>>11993 same for me sometimes, hikarin, i had a uti and my sleep schedule was messed up for a few days

i have been taking magnesium supplements recently and i have been sleeping like a corpse... it feels so nice...

>>11996 it's sad that I'm not helped by magnesium or other pills, I don't know what's wrong with me, but I made a joke of setting the time on my computer to +2 from the local and +- I now live with the regime of going to bed not at 2 a.m. but at 12 p.m. >>11997 I'm happy for you, I'll make sure you sleep like the dead.The kids tried to wake me up for 4 hours, playing music on the taps under my ears.

>>12000 >or other pills Belive me Hikarin, there are other pills!

>>12000 have you talked to da doctor about it? what did they say or recommend?

>>11832 Sleep too much, and ye get fired Sleep too little, and ye get tired and get fired Sleep normally, and ye get tired and want to go to the other extremes HOW DOES SOMEONE SLEEP

Keep drinking more energy drinks.

>>11984 Doesn't that make you stay up more

>>11985 Keep going until you crash. Simple as!

>>11987 HOW DOES THAT WORK IMPOSSIBLE

>>10848 Is that mayo on her face?

I like mayo.

It smells good, it feels good, and it tastes good. But it hurts like hell when it's on one of your eyes.

>>10848 I like it although I would recommend avoiding miracle whip. That stuff had ruined the concept of mayonnaise entirely because of how much sugar is in it.

mayo is gudo. i did not like it growing up but as an adult i like it a lot! i had some on a chicken sandwich earlier today. wow that girl in OP pic used the mayo REALLY wrong!

>>11871 yakuza hikarin......

>>11884 Proof?

i got a day off today

>>11899 Lucky hikarin, hope it was a well rested day!

i am off sick today

>>11675 I can't tlel the difference between her and Kagamine Rin

>>11671 good. I live for their 2D tardbrain content

tutte >>11678 ok that's just racist

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>>11927 THE TRUTH HAS COME OUT

>>11922 >I spent the last 10 years enclosed in my room, and I'd like for me to get some good memories that are not just four walls. >I already got a job so that may be the least of problems for now. But I still live like a neet, never really ever going outside. Lucky I dropped out of high school when I was really young.. I wish I could get a job but it's so hard where I live. I don't know if a GED will be hard. It's hard to make friends now that everyones on their phones, maybe go outside to community places, public transport for example, strike up conversations if you see the same people over and over again, and if they ever invite you somewhere, go there. You could go to a coffee shop and hang out with old people, or to a bar which is a bit less exciting, and keep going there to have fun. I've always been frightened of the gym despite being around 60kg You could always volunteer, which country are you from? You could look at apartment posters, or whatever poster is there in the community. The phone kind of made everyone a NEET in a way, and university is probably the last place to make friends officially. You could check out sites like Tagmap(even if it is dead) with weird anons. Try going to conventions, anything. I've felt that the feeling of being a NEET leaves you once you regularly develop a habit of studying. Good luck hikarin!