"Hey, you could be me! I've never had a girlfriend!"

just show em a good time. you can't make a break up any less shitty but you can take his mind off it and have some fun.

>>12067thanks and what's even funnier is that it's true, I've never had a girlfriend haha

>>12066 "Maybe... I could be your girlfriend."

I do not like people touching me tbh

>>12073 Maybe if he put some clothes on. That's indecent.

>>12073 You know the answer to that

>>12076 Ok... And what else would you do to him?

>>12078 I'm not at liberty to answer that

>>10276 11am here, didn't sleep

I slept too long

I PROCRASTINATED ALL WEEK SO I AM GRINDING COLLEGE WORK AT THE LIBRARY!!!! I'M PROCRASTINATING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

>>12069 why'd they make this phospholipid molecule so kawaii?

>>10228 I slept for half a day and lay on my bed. Now I'm sitting at my computer and listening to music.

>>12052 The tariffs also wrecked my favorite import store, everything they have is wither way too expensive or domestically made funko garbage >~>

>>12053 what's your favorite import store?

>>12050 I bought a teto figure yesterday

>>12054 It's a local store that's been in my mall since forever, I bought some really good Fullmetal Alchemist merch, some DVDs, and some rare import plushies there for what felt like pretty cheap. Shame they've been forced to pivot to plastic Funko landfill junk and bad mecha models.

i like getting a few figs here and there but mainly i collect fumos when i have the space/money for em

>>12017 I think this is a really cool routine. I think I like your philosophy.

>>12015 It's a little sad

>>12015 Just get on welfare.

>>12015 Have you thought of applying for disability bux?

I do logistics! I just kinda fell into it after college because that's what the Army decided I should do with the degree they paid for and I do it both in the NG and in the private sector! It's boring!

that would depend on the specifics of the fantasy world. i enjoy playing religious characters in fantasy games, so probably something related to whatever religion i represented. also i would be a magic user 10000000%, way cooler than swordcucks!

Hikarin, do you have any friends?

>>12030 I'm not gay!!! I just like cute guys I am doing well today

mondayyyyyyyy

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there is a theater in my city that does opera, i was thinking of attending a show sometime.

>>11976 is so expensive no never checked ou tmyself

how do i get into opera, i've only seen a recording of turandot

I am having too many erotic dreams recently because I don't masturbate. Give me a romantic partner with many erotic dreams so we can fulfill them together!

I need a cute boy in my life.

THICK DUMB LOYAL BLONDE ELF WIFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

I have already jumped 340 times today for exercise, and I jump at least 100 times a day as warm up. Therefore, in the past 3 days, I have jumped at least 340+100(3-1) times, which yields, at minimum, 540 jumps. Now, the woman I wish for would have to be the very beautiful Ladyrin reading this (and yes you are a woman, put on the maid dress.)

I'm on it, but as soon as I'm finished jumping I'm expecting my kawaii nekomimi Lolita girl to arrive at my door immediately, so we can live our Yuri life 2gether