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You have been afflicted with the curse and you will jump 500 times. Long long ago, a Hikarin was on his death bed, his wife looked at his search history despite his refusal - he yelled out, "ジャンプ!" before his death. It is possible he wanted her to switch to another tab, but it was reported that Jump comics had begun to decline after his death. It was also heard that nuclear manufacturing increase by 200% after his death, and earthquakes became more common. Therefore in Japan they call this the curse of ジャンプ. Ignore this post, and your wife will leave you unless you jump 500 times! One reply means that you will get qt romantic partner according to your desires!
>>11937 >Ignore this post, and your wife will leave you i'm becoming a pirate?
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>>11937 how scary....
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>>11937 i have no wife to lose, and here's to that
>>11954 what if it could've been your future wife hikarin...
im quivering in my feet out of fear. also my legs hurt, whyd you have to make me do that 
I am having too many erotic dreams recently because I don't masturbate. Give me a romantic partner with many erotic dreams so we can fulfill them together!
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THICK DUMB LOYAL BLONDE ELF WIFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
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I have already jumped 340 times today for exercise, and I jump at least 100 times a day as warm up. Therefore, in the past 3 days, I have jumped at least 340+100(3-1) times, which yields, at minimum, 540 jumps. Now, the woman I wish for would have to be the very beautiful Ladyrin reading this (and yes you are a woman, put on the maid dress.)
